Anti-Aerosmithness forever!

My brother, Grant, is annoying me with all this Aerosmith talk, and wants to know why I don't like them, so here's a list: (not finished yet, but I will add to it :P)

1.
Picture
Is it me, or does Steven Tyler look like a girl?
2. Some of the lyrics to their songs are just.. *shakes head*
Here's some examples:
-"Woe is me
well I been dyin'
got to get that monkey off my back"
Erm...okay? The whole song makes no sense, by the way...
If it was supposed to be a funny song, I guess it could work, but I don't even think that's how they intended it..

-"East house pinball wizard
Full tilt bozo plague
Second floor trekkie makin warp speed out the door
Julio Afrokeluchie
He the only one who stayed
Counting up the days
Please no more

My fist your face
That's for sure"

I don't really get this one either...and "my fist your face"? Wonderful message for the children there.